Using a 2-5 pound piece of steel, originally intended to lock a bike, to do cosmetic damage to a 2,000-10,000 pound piece of steel originally intended to transport human beings used to purposefully do physical, possibly lethal damage to a human being on a bicycle.

After being repeatedly honked at and passed very closely at high speeds I enacted U-Lock justice. The driver now might think twice before purposefully endangering the life of another human being.

U-lock Justice by turdsworth November 22, 2011

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U-lock

A heavy gauge metal lock used primarily for securing bicycles. The U-lock gets it's name from a 'U' shaped metal rod that has cutouts at each end to fit into a horizontal locking bar. This is considered to be one of the best bicycle locks.

My bike U-lock is heavy, but at least my bike won't get stolen.

U-lock by Falkon November 6, 2006

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R u lost babygirl

R u lost babygirl

A quote from 365 Days(an intensified version of 50 shades), said by Don massimo torricelli, played by Michele Morrone, who is a hot mess. Used for sexual manipulation.

Massimo: R u lost babygirl?

Laura: Fuck me daddy!!!

R u lost babygirl by i_cant_think_of_a_name June 21, 2020

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Fab-U-lous

Fabulous (adj): To be good looking, wonderful, and near to perfect, all the time.
Ref Chris Lee, Rachel Meyer, and Kyle Szarzynski

Example: The three of them are fab-U-lous.

Fab-U-lous by blondie87 January 28, 2008

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