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Latin roots meaning: Killer of dragons and slayer of the beaver. Tyler Jarvis has been seen destroying beavers all around the United States, particularly the southern region.
Your Mom: I wish you were more like Tyler Jarvis.
You: if only I could, mother. My dick is just too tiny.
by BeaverEntheusist December 03, 2013

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