A bottomless void at which life has a hard time of escaping. 3 bars and 218 churches, this town is not suitable for teenagers or young adults.
A great place to raise kids and grow old, but Midland, Tx is a hell hole for those between 12 and 30.
by I made it out... January 9, 2009
One day, god set out to create one of the most beautiful things in the world. He decided he would call it "Texas". He painted rolling hills, golden plains, and beautiful deserts on Texas. He created the great cities known as Houston, San Antonio, Dallas, and Austin. He gave Texas waterways brimming with fish. The people of Texas saw this, and thanked him for it... and then god's dog walked onto Texas and took a shit in a spot between Houston and Corpus Christi. God grabbed the ol' Pooper Scooper and cleaned it up, but the stain remained. This stain would later become known as the town of Victoria, TX.
by c deez nuts July 1, 2010
The capital of Texas, in the south-central part of the state. Austin was selected as the capital of the Republic of Texas in 1839 and became the permanent capital of the state of Texas in 1870. The main campus of the University of Texas (established 1881) is here.
by illEATurHARTout March 26, 2004
The capital city of Texas, where Longhorns, hippies, yuppies, scenesters, frat boys, sorority girls, rednecks, WASPS, and transvestites all live together peacefully. The most liberal, liveable, and fun city in Texas, or anywhere. Popular for being the live music capital of the world and home to the coolest university.
I went to Austin,TX and I saw a guy wearing tight jeans with a plaid shirt, a dreadlocked hippie, and preppy pearls-and-a-polo wearing girl all in the same taco bar.
On Friday I went to Austin, TX and went to sixth street and got really drunk, then I went to a club and saw some awesome local bands, then i went to eat some awesome food at one of the 24-hour restaurants. I also got hit on by a crazy transvestite wearing nothing but a purple thong. It was the best night of my life.
On Friday I went to Austin, TX and went to sixth street and got really drunk, then I went to a club and saw some awesome local bands, then i went to eat some awesome food at one of the 24-hour restaurants. I also got hit on by a crazy transvestite wearing nothing but a purple thong. It was the best night of my life.
by madatxlover October 22, 2005
Keller, TX. Which refers to everything before the railroad tracks. Across the railroad tracks- your address may be Keller- but ladies and gentleman you do not pay taxes to Keller, therefore you do not live in KELLER. The water tower says it all, as the cliché high school shirt proclaims, "KELLER HOME OF THE INDIANS" not Chargers or Panthers or whatever that other school they just built is called. Keller "THE REAL KELLER" consists of middle and upper middle class whites living in identical houses parallel to one another with immaculate lawns in large subdivisions. Football, sweet tea, school pride, and the largest cars you can find are a few of the common things of this town.
Past 10pm it is a ghost town, everyone resorts to Southlake town center with the middle school refugees, the drug dealership of Keller (Whataburger), the only open till 11pm Sonic, or Billy Bobs where everyone tries to pretend they are as hick as can be.
Keller was voted the 7th best place to live by Money magazine, God knows why. Oh yes that's another topic, God. Keller is home of church row. You have churches here and there and everywhere. Every Sunday from 11-2pm the church crowd fills every restaurant from Snooty Pig to Joe's Pasta and Pizza in a heartbeat.
Keller residents (half of them living in Hidden Lakes, the largest neighborhood known to man) know that they live a stereotypical Southern Suburban life, but they love the charm and class of Keller, as long as you exclude over the tracks.
Past 10pm it is a ghost town, everyone resorts to Southlake town center with the middle school refugees, the drug dealership of Keller (Whataburger), the only open till 11pm Sonic, or Billy Bobs where everyone tries to pretend they are as hick as can be.
Keller was voted the 7th best place to live by Money magazine, God knows why. Oh yes that's another topic, God. Keller is home of church row. You have churches here and there and everywhere. Every Sunday from 11-2pm the church crowd fills every restaurant from Snooty Pig to Joe's Pasta and Pizza in a heartbeat.
Keller residents (half of them living in Hidden Lakes, the largest neighborhood known to man) know that they live a stereotypical Southern Suburban life, but they love the charm and class of Keller, as long as you exclude over the tracks.
Keller, TX
by ClassicSoutherner February 6, 2013
A small town in way west Texas that isn't close to anywhere and where you know everyone and everyone knows your business. Pleasant for children and the retiring. Miserable for anyone between the ages of 16-45, unless you enjoy few people, ranching, gossip, or great mountain sunsets.
by smalltownkid1 March 2, 2009
A small town made famous for creating the Texas state flag that was, in previous years, highly regarded for its stunning academic background and highly sophisticated arts programs (choir. theater, band, etc) that earned them a spot as one of the most highly praised schools in Texas.
It Tom only one year for it to lose that gleaming reputation when it was caught up in a ghastly synthetic drug scandal. After that it became a hotspot for xanax, acid, cocaine and LSD.
Now, Montgomery county is full of small town white kids that think their shit don't stink and have the small town kid mentality that makes them think they can use mommy and daddy's hard earned money for their truck accessories and drugs for them and their friends.
It Tom only one year for it to lose that gleaming reputation when it was caught up in a ghastly synthetic drug scandal. After that it became a hotspot for xanax, acid, cocaine and LSD.
Now, Montgomery county is full of small town white kids that think their shit don't stink and have the small town kid mentality that makes them think they can use mommy and daddy's hard earned money for their truck accessories and drugs for them and their friends.
Friend one: dude you used to be such a good guy...what happened
Friend two: *snorts line of coke*
Friend three: He's like the Montgomery, Tx of people
Friend two: *snorts line of coke*
Friend three: He's like the Montgomery, Tx of people
by justyourlocalstonerdropout August 30, 2017