Twolini 

When you go to your grandfathers' wake, drink too much absinthe, then you can't stand up straight for a week afterwards.

Oh man, I've got a real bad case of twolini. I don't think I can go to work today.

Twolini by DeerlordJ September 24, 2016

Toonin Out

Verb. To distort ones face as in a cartoon to convey the funnies and the law

The men of men laughed like hyenas when they saw Melman Toonin Out

Toonin Out by BlargLord February 17, 2021

twoincher 

a small penis (specifically 2 inches in length).

pronounced twoin. cher.

Bubba has a twoincher!

twoincher by raunchyfart February 11, 2010

Twokinds 

An awesome webcomic about an insane war-criminal who suffered amnesia, and is now trying to escape the war he created. The war is between humans and "keidrans," which are furries. He goes on an adventure with the tigress whom he saved, and eventually joins up with a law-abiding rat thing, a gender-confused assassin wolf, a rich slavemaster and his naive, romantic slave.

It sounds retarded, but you gotta give it a chance :D

It's fucking AWESOME.

"Hey Garrett, did you check out Twokinds yet?"
"I fucking hate you, I barely got any sleep because I was reading it for 4 hours."

Twokinds by Seriou3 May 9, 2011

townin 

actin crazy ,havin fun

i was townin at kings island

townin by sexy angel b November 11, 2007

Olsen twinin' it 

To skip a meal or deny food in order to lose weight. This term is reflective of the malnourished appearance of the Olsen twins. As made popular by The Roots track "Rising Up."

"Want to get a burger?"
"Naw, I'm Olsen twinin' it."

Olsen twinin' it by T Bills May 16, 2008

Twonicorn 

When a unicorn is born with a mutant deficiency that adds an extra horn to its head, thus becoming a two horned unicorn, or twonicorn.

Person 1: I saw a unicorn today!

Person 2: Even better, I saw a twonicorn!

Person 1: What's a twonicorn?

Person 2: A unicorn with two horns.

Person 1: lol

Twonicorn by Gurgal February 25, 2010