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Two week list 

A two week list is a list of the people who must not be allowed to live longer than you. Therefore, when you are told you have two weeks to live it is time to start checking off the names on your list.

It's basically a bucket list of murder.
That's it! I'm putting you on my two week list. You better hope I don't get sick!
Two week list by Godlessness April 20, 2011

Two-Week Troll 

n: an online chatterer who is interested, intense and intriguing that, without explanation, abruptly ceases contact after a period of 14 days.
"i thought this guy was the real deal, but he was just a two-week troll."
Two-Week Troll by little.d February 5, 2010

two week rule 

If you've been putting some task off for at least two weeks, then you can completely blow it off, because you've proven that it's possible to live without the completion of said task.
You've been meaning to investigate that funny noise your car engine makes in the morning, but after two weeks, there has still been no fiery explosion, so the two week rule applies, and you're safe to forget about it.
two week rule by legocreations February 8, 2010

Two Week Peak 

When a person moons another while they are prairie dogging. The reason why is it is sticking out which means there are only two more weeks of winter. It is a Groundhog, but close enough.
"When we pass this bus, pull a two week peak"
Two Week Peak by DZC May 20, 2008

Two week rule 

The two week rule was used by Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt when they were together. It means that they must see each other every two weeks no matter what. Larries believe that Harry styles and Louis Tomlinson also use this rule as their tour dates and other events leave room for it.
Louis: oi oi babe I’ll see you in two weeks ya know what I mean

Harry: Of course Lou the two week rule I know

Two Week Rule 

When one friend wants to hook up with someone but lacks the courage to do it, the other friend gives them two weeks to do it before they jump in and hook up with said person.
Courtney: I've been talking to this guy for weeks and I want to hook up with him so bad!

Jackie: Two week rule! Do it or I will.
Two Week Rule by ladydestroyer November 9, 2011