two pants

Definition of someone having had sex with two different people the same night.

- You can call me mr. two pants!
- Why?
- I had sex with two girls yesterday. One before dinner and the other behind the old sfinx in the garden
- Oh, cool!

by superzlatan June 15, 2009

Two Pants Joe

A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.

Hey, that guy over there is such a Two Pants Joe.

by boykisser84 June 6, 2019

Two-pants kid

act of wearing two pants of the corse of a whole semester

look its two-pants kid!!!!

by PhsFanshawe April 20, 2011

two haircut pants

A term describing ultra low-cut jeans or pants, wherein the top of the pants is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut skirt.

"Check it out, two haircut pants!"

by grumblefish September 21, 2007

Two-handed-pants-dive

an intense act of masturbation. Masturbating with two hands and your pants on

"Man, I'm so horny right now i need to take a Two-handed-pants-dive

by WBW May 9, 2006