two of spades Share definition Flag A double slap of the male genitalia forming the shapes of spades on each cheek. Sally said "Oh my god, you gave me my first two of spades, I've always wanted to get a card tattoo!". two of spades by Mr. Hester May 17, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the two of spades mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch