1. An extremely unattractive girl who walks in the bar and NO ONE calls dibs on.
2. A fat ugly whore.
2. A fat ugly whore.
*In Australian Accent* " Crikey!! It's a Two-Headed Kangaroo!!"
by SloppySeconds77 April 28, 2011
Guy - dude remember when that girl from college gave us the two headed turkey?
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble”
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble”
by Rpattz25 December 4, 2019
That chick I met at the bar last night was so drunk she squatted in the alley on the way back to my place and birthed a two headed turtle!
by Kuhtarl February 19, 2011
Those white bitches in Requiem For A Dream were taking that two-headed monster so hard there pussies were touching.
by Rolexxx March 6, 2010
when a guy does an action by using the head where his brain is located and the head where his penis is located. A guy does this action so that it would probably increase his progress of further getting laid or just does an action and gets made fun of.
Person A- Jim!! Open the door for the girls behind you.
Person B- Tom! No thanks I have better things to do.
Person A- Its called chivalry... you could learn something thats how I get laid
Person B- Nope, its called thinking with two heads...and thats what you could learn
Person A- (silent)
Person B- Tom! No thanks I have better things to do.
Person A- Its called chivalry... you could learn something thats how I get laid
Person B- Nope, its called thinking with two heads...and thats what you could learn
Person A- (silent)
by darthmaul.92 April 10, 2011
A homosexual who also has kids. Usually referring to a male. Works in tandem with the phrase “three dollar bill”.
by Zo Spinelli February 25, 2021
by dumb ironworker January 19, 2007