A shit of such magnatude that its odour can pentrate through two intermediate doors and enter the adjacent room or corridor.

There are rumours of a three door shit, but these are as yet unfounded.

A four door shit would be legendary.
"Christ! That stinks! Bailey's just done a two door shit!"
by the_caretaker June 3, 2005
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The theory that ignorant people will wait excessive amounts of time to walk through an open door, as opposed to opening another door and saving themselves a great deal of time.
These people clearly never heard of the two-door theory
by Street Urchin April 6, 2004
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a great coffee shop located in corsicana. As a matter of fact, it is really the only coffee shop in corsicana, TX worth merit.

Commonly referred to as "Two doors" by frequent patrons, it boasts a friendly environment coupled with fantastic food choices. It has become a destination for everyone living in Corsicana and people just visiting.
"So we'll meet at two doors down then?"
by neurotoxin68 August 25, 2008
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An awesome indie band from Down, Northern Ireland. The band consists of Alex Trimble (Lead vocals, Guitar, Synths), Kevin Baird (Bass, Vocals) and Sam Halliday (Guitar, Vocals). They are signed to French label Kitsuné Music
Friend: Any good concerts coming up?
Me: Well, I'm going to see Two Door Cinema Club next weekend
by StereoLove March 19, 2011
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Really awesome band, originally from N. Ireland that play "alteronica." The band consists of Sam Halliday (guitar), Alex Trimble (lead vocals & guitar), and Kevin Baird (bass).
Lee: Hey, heard of any good bands to listen to?
Aislinn: Yeah, Two Door Cinema Club. They're amazing & their songs are really easy to dance to, yo.
by HEIRBEAR November 7, 2010
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A low to medium profile hatchback shitbox from the late 80s to early 90s. For example, the Mitsubishi Precis, Ford Festiva, Pontiac Le Mans, Honda CRX, and of course the quintessential Geo Metro. This type of vehicle is not to be confused with a Smart Car, which is essentially an even shittier golf cart with doors.
A two door spec is the perfect cheater car for a car audio setup.
by Jizz.Farmer May 3, 2019
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opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.
Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.
by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021
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