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When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!
"Two Dollar Scratchie" is such an arsehole, I can't believe he cheated on me.
by two dollar scratchy hater May 14, 2009

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