After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.
If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".
The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.
Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".
The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.
Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"
by kiwiguntman June 6, 2014
When you use your pointer and middle finger to finger a girl and use a weaving motion when fingering her pussy.
Gabe gave Isabel the best two-finger weave she'd ever had.
"When Gabe hit me with the two-finger weave I was at a loss for words."
"When Gabe hit me with the two-finger weave I was at a loss for words."
by basketweave332 December 11, 2019
Meaning to induce vomiting with two finger down your throat after you have (binge) eaten. Aka-Bulimia
by Agent42 June 14, 2010
When you can no longer continue employment at your current job you give them both middle fingers on the way out the door. This type of self-termination is effective immediately. Giving a two finger notice almost guarantees you won't be able to work there again regardless of a change of mind. This notice is usually given by those that are mistreated by their boss(es) for an extended period of time. A person reaches their breaking point and is no longer able to give a regular two weeks’ notice. This type of notice is more common in minimum wage jobs (blue collar) but can be performed at any job or career. Many contemplate doing this but few actually follow through.
by mgibson746 April 14, 2014
After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.
Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!
by igitdude October 12, 2011
An act of congratulating a man when a person has discovered that he has had sexual intercourse the previous night.
This act is practiced by holding up the index and middle finger, then tilting your hand to the side.
This act is practiced by holding up the index and middle finger, then tilting your hand to the side.
by MAC36 November 15, 2007
by john34564 May 3, 2022