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Twizzlers lips 

Twizzlers lips are formed when a man or woman has either injections or plastic implants placed in their lips. Which ends up creating a very unnatural Twizzlers-like shape to their lips. The Twizzlers candy has a bumpy, odd shape to them; which is exactly what Lip Enhancements ((always)) end up making that persons lips look like.
I noticed Mila Kunis went with the Twizzlers lips look. That is like pouring SH*T all over the Mona lisa... Lip implants NEVER look real and ALWAYS look stupid! I miss the Hot Mila Kunis!
Twizzlers lips by the2ndflood August 24, 2008
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Twizzlers 

Probably the most bad ass candy HANDS DOWN.
Damn I love twizzlers.
Twizzlers by Kamikazelettuce March 1, 2008

pink twizler 

when you are getting a blow job, and you cant control any of your muscles, then your girl sticks her pinkey up your butt. since you dont have any control of your muscles you poop all on her.
i was getting a blow job from stacy and she stuck her finger up my butt, i pink twizlered all up on her.
pink twizler by zack vella May 17, 2006

Turkey Twizzlers 

Delecious Food that Jamie Oliver said was unhealthy even though its healthier than a pork sausage! Thus made it discontinued by Bernard Matthews
Jamie Oliver: Im gunna get rid of all food that isnt a vegetable cause im an idiot like that! Including Turkey Twizzlers, i guess all the school kids will just go to McDonalds, but oh well im a jerk!

nad twizzlers

When you listen to Coldplay and/or Genesis and and slap your nads with several partially wet, partially torn apart(cat-of-nine-tails esque) twizzlers. (Cherry flavors only). Also you can occasionally take you cat by tail only and use it to scratch your back to the rhythm of the music. If the cat resists smash against your own back several times before scratching.
My dad recently taught me how to perform a nad twizzlers...I sure love the aching.

Turkey Twizzlers 

Delecious Food that Jamie Oliver said was unhealthy even though its healthier than a pork sausage!
Jamie Oliver: Im gunna get rid of all food that isnt a vegetable or fruit! Including Turkey Twizzlers, i guess all the school kids will just go to McDonalds, but oh well i didnt think of that!

twizzlers 

A tasty licorice whip treat that comes in Licorice, cherry, strawberry, grape, and my all time favorite, chocolate. Made by Hershey.
Twizzlers kick ass bro. Anyone that doesn't like Twizzlers, should have someone stick one where the sun don't shine, do some in and outs with it, THEN taste it, slappy! You'll be sayin' them Twizzlers is God!
twizzlers by Andi June 10, 2006