You say someone is "Twitter-happy" when they have a tendency post irresponsible or even the most inconsequential details as tweets on the social networking site "Twitter"

Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.

N.- A religion focused on the benefits of being committed to something in short bursts at your own pace and not one dictated by society. Just as in Twitter, you limit yourself to only what’s important.

1 - being excited about Twitter

2 - Tweeting multiple times in quick secession or within a small time frame.

A person who doesn't use Twitter but feels the need to tell others how useless it is.

The condition of any aspect of life--events, words someone said, something you read, even nothing at all, who needs a reason?--calls up lines from rap songs. Takes you to a happy place more often than not.

Thanks to rapper Jean Grae for inspiring this definition. See first example below quoted by her on a certain social networking site:

A popular phrase created by the notorious Swedish Twitter Mafia (STM). #itsGurmo

Legend has it that Gurmo is a God amongst men in Sweden but few have had the chance of actually meeting him.

So when you say "It's Gurmo!" at the end of your sentence, you're putting a little bit of "umph" in your statement.

Also see Real talk.