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The book "Twilight" by Stephanie Meyer plus "retard." A person who obsessively enjoys the books or movies of Twilight.
The Twitard at the Movie theater screamed and fainted when she saw the "New Moon" trailer.
by Penelope's stupid name August 16, 2009
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The most ungodly creature to roam the Earth. Tiwtards think the best book ever is Twilight (Craplight) because of this they obsess over it. Twitards tend to to stupid things like wear Twilight T-shirts, purses, and basically anything else that can be Twitardified. They also make retarded Flairs on Facebook ( Pieces of Flair, an application.) saying retarded things like "Who needs Dracula when you have Edward Cullen?" (I do) and " Real Men Sparkle" and "Jacob Black: another reason to love dogs". Personally they make me sick. Once I saw a Twitard in an ice cream shop. It was all I could do to not smack her in the face with a lead pipe.
Biggest Twitard:
Stephenie Meyer

Twitards are so Twitarded that they believe someone is a vampire when they fucking sparkle. Vampires don't sparkle.
by twilight sucks ass August 25, 2010
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a twilight crazed retard
(usually will call self mrs cullen or a "twihard")
twitard:OMG I LIKE TOTALLY LUV TWILIGHT I JUST CHANGED MY LAST NAME ON FACEBOOK 2 CULLEN!!!!

sane person:that's great, twitard
by iareRAYNEBOW May 16, 2010
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Diehard, generally teen female, fans of the movie series Twilight.
Guy #1: Susie and her friends camped out for 3 days to see that new Emo vampire movie.

Guy #2: What a bunch of Twitards.
by marklar2000 November 30, 2009
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Basically a person of this universe that trolls the internet looking for people who dislike the popular book "Twlight". They will bash people who even mildly dislikes it and are usually ignorant to the use of grammar. Despite the book being terrible this person has fallen for the main character, Edward. They use every instance to talk about Twilight and how hott Edward is. It is a most terrible fate to become one. So beware.
Twitard: 0Mg! Ydon u guyzzz lYk Twilght! :OOO its ssooo god!!!11! And eward is teh sex! !!!1!!

Person being insulted: My goodness. I think you need to return to kindergarten.
by Katherine #15 September 11, 2011
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