by Dracula/Blooferlady November 23, 2009
A person who has read Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga and the Twilight movie, and completely obsesses over it.
*You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
*You refuse to believe that Edward Cullen does not exist.
*People stare at you funny because you and your friends are locked into a heated argument of vampire vs. werewolves.
*You cried through most of New Moon.
*Your dream car is a silver 2005 Volvo S60R or a yellow 911 Turbo Porsche
*You long to visit Forks, Washington
*You get excited anytime someone unexpectedly mentions anything about vampires.
*You talk about Edward and Twilight so much, that your friends read it just to shut you up
*You have come to hate the sun
*You start to see silver Volvos everywhere (I SWEAR I SAW ONE DRIVE BY)
*Every time you're in a grocery store, you have the urge to pick up and hold an apple
*You start cursing at Halloween shop windows when you see stereotypical vampire teeth and costumes.
*You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
*You refuse to believe that Edward Cullen does not exist.
*People stare at you funny because you and your friends are locked into a heated argument of vampire vs. werewolves.
*You cried through most of New Moon.
*Your dream car is a silver 2005 Volvo S60R or a yellow 911 Turbo Porsche
*You long to visit Forks, Washington
*You get excited anytime someone unexpectedly mentions anything about vampires.
*You talk about Edward and Twilight so much, that your friends read it just to shut you up
*You have come to hate the sun
*You start to see silver Volvos everywhere (I SWEAR I SAW ONE DRIVE BY)
*Every time you're in a grocery store, you have the urge to pick up and hold an apple
*You start cursing at Halloween shop windows when you see stereotypical vampire teeth and costumes.
Don't make fun of me and all of my Twitarded friends or I'll give you a paper cut right in front of Jasper...or I'll La Push you off a cliff...or, even better...I'll provoke the Volturra and blame it on you!
I am a Twitard!
I am a Twitard!
by Wish I was Bella Swan December 18, 2008
Guy #1: Susie and her friends camped out for 3 days to see that new Emo vampire movie.
Guy #2: What a bunch of Twitards.
Guy #2: What a bunch of Twitards.
by marklar2000 November 30, 2009
1. An especially dumb user of Twitter, often with extreme Left-wing political views.
Pronounced "Twi-tard" as in the word Twitter.
2. An especially dumb fan of the Twilight novels and movies by Stephenie Meyer.
Pronounced "Twi-tard" as in the word Twilight.
Pronounced "Twi-tard" as in the word Twitter.
2. An especially dumb fan of the Twilight novels and movies by Stephenie Meyer.
Pronounced "Twi-tard" as in the word Twilight.
1. "The idiotic Twitards on Twitter have ruined the reputation of the Genshin fandom and the game itself. Thanks for that."
2. "The Twitards have been left to themselves now that Twilight is past its prime and nobody cares about it anymore."
2. "The Twitards have been left to themselves now that Twilight is past its prime and nobody cares about it anymore."
by RememberBubblebutt March 31, 2023
A mental affliction which causes people to think Twitter(.com) is useful in any way. (NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU'RE DOING EVERY SINGLE MOMENT.)
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