A flacid penis, moments after masturbation
As I exited the bathroom stall I could tell the other occupants knew what I had been doing in there by the way they stared at my now twisted mister.
#limp dick #flogged dolphin #beaten meat #choked chicken #tossed off
by Ramon from Espana August 24, 2007
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having a case of diarrhea
I had too many beers last night and woke up with a case of the twisted misters.
#diarrhea #the runs #green apple trots #poop #squirt
by anonymous please August 23, 2007
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