state twerper 

Any state trooper thats an asshole.

Watch your speed on the highway or a fucking state twerper might get you.

state twerper by jpg3 August 14, 2011

Twirpelling 

What birds do in enchanted forest springs.

Megan and Ania encountered twirpelling birds while walking through an enchanted forest.

Twirpelling by Shawn Chatman September 12, 2008

pube twirler  

Someone who is inept and void of common sense.

One who is clueless in the art of sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her reproductive organ.

Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of boredom.

Pube twirler examples
"Am I hittin the G' spot tonight Gertrude?"

"Uh, you're just repeatedly licking the lower portion of my belly button." - Pube Twirler

"I am so cool I just called that woman a dick wagon."

"Keven, don't be such a pube twirler."

pube twirler by Irbster2 February 7, 2008

Ohio Baton Twirler 

During oral sex just as the man is about to cum he yanks his cock out of her mouth and as he is jizzing starts cock slapping in a circular, twirling motion.

Girl 1: So how was that new guy??

Girl 2: Well, he was amazing until he started Ohio Baton Twirling.. He got jizz all over the place!!

Girl 1: THe Ohio Baton Twirler!?!? Oh My God!!!

Girl 2: I Know!! I'm still cleaning jizz out of my hair!!!

Ohio Baton Twirler by Stumbling_Bears May 9, 2009

Twirpelling 

What birds do in enchanted forest springs.

Megan and Ania encountered twirpelling birds while walking through an enchanted forest.

Twirpelling by Shawn Chatman September 10, 2008

French Baton Twirler 

When you stick your testicles in a girls mouth and flop your semi-erect penis on her face while sayin, "Huh huh huh!" with a french accent

My girlfriend has an attraction to French accents, so last night I gave her a French Baton Twirler

French Baton Twirler by BassSpike October 15, 2011

Twirpelling 

What birds do in enchanted forest springs.

Megan and Ania encountered twirpelling birds while walking through an enchanted forest.

Twirpelling by Shawn Chatman August 11, 2006