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To collect information, passively or actively, on an individual using Twitter with the intent of using said information to meet (passively or actively) said individual in real life (IRL).
twitterstalk by slonkak2 January 28, 2009
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Twihater • twinhater • twittershit • twaterslide • twittersexual • Twitterstorm • twaterson • twaterspaniel • TwHater • twinaversary
Twihater
The exact opposite of a Twihard. The average Twihater hates "Twilight" at least for its being a dreadful novel, or a little more passionately because everyone around him is going mad about it and the series is thus destroying the Twihater's social life.
If asked, the Twihater can give at least ten good arguments against liking "Twilight", including evidence for each point. He is also prone to attacking Twitards whenever possible, if for nothing else than their being around him and talking incessantly about Edward and Bella (both of whom the Twihater would readily massacre if that meant that there would be five minutes of peace). Unfortunately, the Twihater is a tragic species: Twitards are naturally too dumb to understand his arguments, and therefore all his efforts are in vain. He can be compared to a very smart fish dropped in the middle of the desert of ignorance.
If asked, the Twihater can give at least ten good arguments against liking "Twilight", including evidence for each point. He is also prone to attacking Twitards whenever possible, if for nothing else than their being around him and talking incessantly about Edward and Bella (both of whom the Twihater would readily massacre if that meant that there would be five minutes of peace). Unfortunately, the Twihater is a tragic species: Twitards are naturally too dumb to understand his arguments, and therefore all his efforts are in vain. He can be compared to a very smart fish dropped in the middle of the desert of ignorance.
Twitard: "OMFG, Edward iz lyk sooo hawt!!!1!"
Twihater: "Please, listen to me. You need to get rid of this unhealthy addiction. Stop talking about marrying fictional characters, you look like an idiot. This book doesn't even have a plot, and its grammar and vocabulary are appalling, and..."
Twitard: *shrieks v. loud* "OMFG, U luv Edward 2, duncha???2"
Twihater: *cries*
Twihater: "Please, listen to me. You need to get rid of this unhealthy addiction. Stop talking about marrying fictional characters, you look like an idiot. This book doesn't even have a plot, and its grammar and vocabulary are appalling, and..."
Twitard: *shrieks v. loud* "OMFG, U luv Edward 2, duncha???2"
Twihater: *cries*
Twihater by AnjaliSharma January 1, 2009
Twitterstruck
Noun: A feeling of joy, excitement, and/or anxiety when a celebrity deigns to personally reply to your comment on the celebrity's Twitter.
My girlfriend got a reply from Suze Orman and she was so excited she almost pissed herself. She's so Twitterstruck.
Twitterstruck by Gebus1 May 25, 2009
twittersation
A conversation consisting entirely of 140 character-or-less "tweets", or Twitter updates, on the micro-blogging website, twitter.com. Twittersations rarely contain legitimate Twitter updates and are instead more of a slower form of instant messaging.
Jack: @Jill How was your Holiday?
Jill: @Jack It was great, we had lots of food and drinks! How was yours?
Jack: @Jill Oh you know, the usual! Lots of family friends came over. Wish you were there!
Jill: @Jack Wish I was there too, it sounds like a lot of fun. Did you hear what happened to Janet at the party?
Janet: @Jack @Jill She got pissed off when she got fifty twitter updates on her phone from a stupid twittersation.
Jill: @Jack It was great, we had lots of food and drinks! How was yours?
Jack: @Jill Oh you know, the usual! Lots of family friends came over. Wish you were there!
Jill: @Jack Wish I was there too, it sounds like a lot of fun. Did you hear what happened to Janet at the party?
Janet: @Jack @Jill She got pissed off when she got fifty twitter updates on her phone from a stupid twittersation.
twittersation by Tim Tweet November 27, 2009
Twitterstorm
A sudden flurry of activity on the Twitter social networking and microblogging service that influences current events.
A focused effort of many people using Twitter to influence current events to their favor.
A focused effort of many people using Twitter to influence current events to their favor.
When Arizona tried to pass new "Solar Industry Killing legislation" the ensuing Twitterstorm caused Governor Jan Brewer's office to kill the bill.
Twitterstorm by JimmyJamez March 16, 2010
Twihater
A hater of the completely appalling book called Twilight which includes many vampire and werewolf faggots.
They hate Twilight for a reason.
The quality of the book.
It's badly-written, the plot is - well there is no plot and no moral to the story.
It includes this vampire faggot who sneaks in to Bella's room and watches her sleep.
A Twihater does not focus on the characters of the book. He/She focuses on the quality and judges it by that.
A Twihater ALSO has the right to hate something and post a negative comment about Twilight, so suck it, Twihards.
They hate Twilight for a reason.
The quality of the book.
It's badly-written, the plot is - well there is no plot and no moral to the story.
It includes this vampire faggot who sneaks in to Bella's room and watches her sleep.
A Twihater does not focus on the characters of the book. He/She focuses on the quality and judges it by that.
A Twihater ALSO has the right to hate something and post a negative comment about Twilight, so suck it, Twihards.
Twihard: "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EDWARD IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTZ AND DATS Y TWILIGHT IS LYYYK DA BBBEEEEEEEEEEEST BOOK IN HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Twihater: "Ok, please. Do not let that faggot vampire get to you. Focus more on the quality - how it's written. Not just the characters."
Twihard: "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG FAGGOT VAMPIRE?????? HIS NAME IS EDWARD AND FYI HEZ HOTTZ SO BACK UP LOSER UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE UR NOT EDWARDS LOVE"
Twihater: "*walks away thinking: have fun finding someone who would want to fuck you*"
Twihater: "Ok, please. Do not let that faggot vampire get to you. Focus more on the quality - how it's written. Not just the characters."
Twihard: "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG FAGGOT VAMPIRE?????? HIS NAME IS EDWARD AND FYI HEZ HOTTZ SO BACK UP LOSER UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE UR NOT EDWARDS LOVE"
Twihater: "*walks away thinking: have fun finding someone who would want to fuck you*"
Twihater by The Twilight Destroyer February 13, 2010