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Twiddle Fap 

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.
Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

Twiddle Diddle 

What they used to call balls.
Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.
Twiddle Diddle by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

twiddling her twat 

When a female's clitoris is manipulated in a playful fashion.
Q: "How did they score that second goal?!"
A: "Well if Marie on defence wasn't twiddling her twat the whole game.."
twiddling her twat by yup55555 October 25, 2011

twiddlevision 

Anything on the television that may arouse a female.
Any form of female masturbatory aid on television or video.
Lesbian porn viewed by lesbians.
Wife: "Aren't you going to watch men's beach volleyball with me?"
Husband: "Nah, go ahead and watch your twiddlevision."
twiddlevision by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008

twiddle the bean 

The act of a woman casually rubbing her clitoris.
"I was tired watching tv and decided to twiddle the bean for a bit."
twiddle the bean by Dutch B January 1, 2007

twiddeling my dick 

To just be hanging around with nothing going on. Bored is the best way to put it.
"so what are you up to today?" "You know. the usual, just twiddeling my dick till i figure out what i'm going to do for the rest of the day.