Twi-Tard 

people (usually over the age of 15) that are way too excited to see any twilight film.

All of my friends went to see Twilight when it opened; what twi-tards.

Twi-Tard by suck it mama November 20, 2009

twi-trolled 

When someone inserts a reference to the series Twilight where there need not be a reference made. Similar to a rickroll.

Mary: "My new nail polish is so sparkly!"
Sam: "Yeah, your fingers look just like Edward Cullen's body!"
Mary: "...."
Sam: "YOU JUST GOT TWI-TROLLED!"

twi-trolled by Captain Pixie July 20, 2010

Twi-tard 

Over the top fans of the Vampire series "Twilight". The kind of person who stands in line all day to get in to the midnight showing of the latest Twilight movie. Most likely they have read all the books and have picked a side... "Team Edward" or "Team Jacob." These people sometimes call themselves

Twi-hards.

Dude 1:Hey, so we going out clubbing tonight?
Dude 2: Ah no bro, I'm already on my way to see Twilight Eclipse at the midnight showing!
Dude 1: Wow, I never pegged you for such a Twi-tard!

Twi-tard by darkwolf2u July 7, 2010

Twi-Twit

Another name for a Twilight fan freak. A person who love twilight so much they have to worship it and attack people who don't

Girl 1: Omg I lurrrrrrv Twilight! Edward is so hawwwt
Girl 2: Jacob is lyek hotter lolololololololol
Jessica: What the hell are you talking about?
Girl 1 & 2: TWILIGHT! its lyek so awesome
Chuck: Ignore them. they are Twi-twits.

Twi-Twit by Chiba Natsumi June 22, 2010

Twi-Twat 

A "TRUE" Vampire . Someone who bites their own arm when dinners ready. A Twi-Twat is a total twat who is obsessed with the religion of twilight.

A Twi-Twat someone who thinks getting held back a year means there immortal and never grow old.

Twi-Twat by True-Twitard June 15, 2010

twi-told 

Short for twice-told; stale.

The joke you told just now is twi-told; I have already heard it.

twi-told by uttam maharjan February 24, 2012

twi-late thoughts 

According to KickThePJ, a twi-late thought is when you are lying in bed about to fall asleep and you suddenly get the urge to write something down

Tony: So, I had some mad twi-late thoughts last night about a toaster uprising causing WW3. What'd you think?
Michelle: I don't think you'll be winning an oscar any time soon.

twi-late thoughts by robin_writes December 7, 2016