Tweetard 

The second coming of the Social Justice Warrior.

A self righteous twitter based individual who believes their opinion trumps that of everyone else's - and logic.
The Tweetard can often be found trying to cancel others on the internet for reasons still unexplainable by mankind, and is known to show little to no common sense - ever.

Normal human: I fully support BLM and truly strive for equality, but I don't think the looting and destruction of property is going to do any good.
Tweetard : WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU FUCKING RACIST PIECE OF BIGOTED SHIT?!?!?!?!? TW// RACIST UNEDUCATED IMBRED, TAKE YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE ELSEWHERE SIS (PERIODT).
Normal human: Sorry, I guess that was a bad way of phrasing it, but I guess we are all learning to become better people as we grow.
Tweetard: TOO LATE, SAY GOODBYE TO ANY CAREER PROSPECTS YOU HAD ratio

Fluffy Texan: haha fluffy hehe

Tweetard by Sarrosmann April 25, 2021

Tweetledumb 

Description of someone who submits stupid posts on Twitter

I saw Jason's stupid post last night on Twitter. In addition to being a total tool he's also Tweetledumb.

Tweetledumb by detax June 17, 2009

Tiny Twatland 

Tiny Twatland

1.) The colloquial name for a house of prostitution located at 43rd St. and 6th Ave. in Manhattan run by the infamous early 20th Century courtesan Madam Francine "Flo" McGuillicuddy. So-called because of the stocking of the house with underage girls that had flocked to New York City seeking a career in show business on Broadway.

2.) A later bawdy house located in a walk-up tenement building located in the 400 block of 42nd St. between 9th and 10th Avenues. This humpty dump (low-grade whorehouse) earned the sobriquet in the immediate post-World War II period, allegedly as it featured female midgets from the nearby entertainment establishment Hubert's Dime Museum, which closed in 1957. According to the book "Ghosts of 42nd. St.", while there never was a documented case of there actually having been midget prostitutes on the Times Square police blotters, the second incarnation of "Tiny Twatland" did offer a special rate to performers at the Dime Museum, which featured freaks made famous by the photographs of Diane Arbus.

"Let's go over to Tiny Twatland and get us a peice o' ass," Shorty said.

"No thanks," I replied after locking the door beind me.

"Wassa matter, Paco," the midget said. "Don't you have any loose dollars in your jeans?"

"I need my tip money to pay the rent."

"Come on," the Lilliputian performer said. "I'll spring for you -- but just this once."

As quick as a dose of the clap, his saucer-sized countenance corkscrewed, his yellowed celluloid eyes clenched half-closed, cracking the smooth baby face into massive fault lines of wrinkles. It was if a cheap China doll had fallen from the shill's shelf, now held at an arm's length for inspection, broken. Shelling out actually pained him, seared his pocket-size soul, even the idea of it. Like all freaks, money was God, the only thing between him and a cardboard coffin slung into an unmarked, unmourned, and even worse for a performer -- unremarkable grave in the wet clay of Hart's Island.

-- Henry Chinaski, "The Piss-wild Horses of Perdition" (Black Sparrow Press, 1973)

Tiny Twatland by Twathenge April 25, 2006

Tweetarded

1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.

2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.

3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).

1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.

2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*

3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago

Tweetarded by President Warren G. Harding September 11, 2009

Tweetard 

Anyone who uses Twitter

You are a Tweetard

Tweetard by 0001 January 10, 2010

Tweetard 

A person who always posts retarded tweets.

Ray: Did you see Damo's latest post?
Mikey: Yeah, he's such a tweetard.

Tweetard by Mikey The Comic December 16, 2009

tweetwad

A name for a person who feels that the frequent posting of the mundane details of their daily life is warranted and/or justified.

Look at that tweetwad wasting away his pointless life online.

tweetwad by Urbanatorium January 7, 2009