Fat twat bitch 

When a girl has huge fat vaginal lips and it looks similar to a camel toe.

Jade brockaus has a huge fucking camel toe, I can't stand to see it I throw up everytime, that fat twat bitch!!

Fat twat bitch by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

fat twat 

1. A type of tie style worn by dorky schoolchildren in the 70s and 80s which is short and fat. In the 21st century, it has become a symbol of the wearer's 'rudeness' and their tendancy to ignore school dress code, what with being too stupid to come up with another, more inventive way to disobey the school rules.
2. A twat who is also fat.

1. Chav 1: Hey, look at me, my tie is only just below the knot!
Chav 2: Wow! You must be really hard to risk being stopped in the corridor and forced to do your tie up like a normal human being. You are now the most popular person in the class. Let's go pick on some intelligent, normal children because they don't wear the latest Nike© Total 180 trainers.
2. Me: Miles, you fat twat.
Miles: About! Shut up! Don't make me come and beat you up.
Me: Yeah, right.

fat twat by harikiri September 4, 2008

fat handed twat 

A person with large, stubby fingers, looking like they have 10 thumbs

When in conjunction with a large head, more commonly known as "Jack"

"Jack, your hands are so fat. You are a fat handed twat"

fat handed twat by Archie December 5, 2004

twat fathom 

A unit of measurment to define the depth of womans genitalia.

'hello adam how you?'
'not bad Rob but i was with a girl last night and she must have been 20 twat fathoms deep, nearly lost my arm..'

twat fathom by sharpeandharp January 27, 2009