watching tv

Code for Jerking off, jacking off,

or, non gender specifically, masterbating.

"Today my boyfriend called me wanting me to talk dirty to him since he was watching tv"

" Once I walked in on my roommate watching tv, not a pleasant experience."

by TheSillyOne July 24, 2009

Watching tv

general for sexual activity, non specific

i wannna go watch sum tv 2nite

by doorknocking penis September 25, 2003

tv was watching me

"The TV was watching me" means I fell asleep in front of the television. It sounds like I am paranoid or geeked, but no, nah brah, I wasn't watching the TV; it was watching me.

I had a long day at work, I ate a pizza n fell out on the couch whilst watching TV. Yea man, the TV was watching me.

by Kozak Khan April 3, 2016

Watching TV

Smoking weed.

yo bro, you wanna go watching TV?
Very nice!

by ilovewatchingtv October 14, 2011

Do you watch TV?

Possibly the worst attempt at conversation ever.

Soo.... do you watch TV?

by tearsandroses January 25, 2011

i wanna watch tv

The feeling of wanting to watch tv so you can find out what is on the local programming.

Person A: I wanna watch tv
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because I wanna see what's on that I can watch, such as the new episode of Sam & Cat on Nickelodeon.

by Graeme Gigante October 2, 2013

So we can both watch tv?

A phrase often used to engage a female in doggy style intercourse, so both parties can enjoy the film at hand, or just for the shit of it.

Often followed by a negitive reponse.

male: Babe, do you want to do it doggy style?
female: why would I want to do that?
male: So we can both watch tv?

by drummer120uck October 3, 2009