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turtlestach 

inserting the finger in the anus and smearing reminates upon the upperlip of a bud, also called a hittler.
Doug kicked Steve's ass for giving him a turtlestach lastnight.
turtlestach by naughty noel June 20, 2009

turtlette 

A small fragile turtle. No more than a few inches in diameter.
Elise I'm going to buy you a turtlette!
turtlette by Diston August 6, 2008

turtlepants2

The world's best roblox player

he joined in 2016
turtlepants2 is the best roblox player.
turtlepants2 by Tur4le July 2, 2021
A turtler is someone in RTS (real time strategy) games who likes to set up base defences first in order to secure an expanding production line.

This type of behavior usually provides an advantage near the end of the game, since this player will have the more efficient production setup compared to the player that is forced to rush him out in order to take him out.

When two players are in a duel and they're both turtle-ing... be prepared for a long silent beginning of the match and a climactic ending..
I'm a turtler, since if I am not taken out early-game, I will dominate.
turtler by cappie2000 October 20, 2009

Turtleist 

Turtleists are followers of the Turtleism religion. Turtleists do not believe in any religion besides Turtleism. They worship all turtles and believe that they are holy.
Man: Hey, do you know what religion Guy is?
Lady: Yeah, he's a Turtleist.
Turtleist by Turtles Are Holy August 20, 2011

turtleroodle 

a mystical creature that likes to skate on the pond of the donkers
The turtleroodles and the donkers are partners in crime
turtleroodle by mugwump99 April 19, 2008