Joe: Mary is looking hot tonight. Imma go talk to her.
Mike: Stay away from her if you care about your dick. I hear she has a turtle twat.
Mike: Stay away from her if you care about your dick. I hear she has a turtle twat.
by jaxon88 July 23, 2010
Get the turtle twatmug. i haven't felt a turtle twat that tight since i broke into the zoo
this is the wettest turtle twat i felt since margaret thatcher sat on my face
this is the wettest turtle twat i felt since margaret thatcher sat on my face
by kris! April 24, 2007
Get the turtle twatmug.