Turdette 

1. Person is the female version of “Turd.”
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.

Turdette: “Turd” is so like super fit you guys! Those ripped biceps of his and those washboard abs of steel. (has a keggar where his belly should be and flabby arms that touches the floor)

Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)

Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)

Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)

Turdette by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010

TURRETT 

The Turrett family has a diverse heritage, with a mix of Métis Mik’Maq Native American, Scottish, Irish, and other mainland bloodlines. Their roots can be traced back many years in western Newfoundland, where they have been involved in various activities such as fishing, hunting, and baking homemade bread. Despite facing challenging circumstances, including a family split due to the abusive behavior of the grandfather, the Turrett family has persevered and grown stronger.

It is worth noting that the misspelling of the last name as "Tourout" by one of the uncles resulted in a secondary family name. Nevertheless, both variations, Turrett and Tourout, have been embraced by different branches of the family.

Overall, the Turrett family has demonstrated resilience and unity throughout their history, and their name continues to endure and thrive.

“Wow some tough you are mah son!”

“Go on byi, I’m a Turrett mah son, you know favour then Turrett’s & Tourout’s yes hey?”

TURRETT by Patreon.com/SavageMedia October 31, 2023

Alabama Tourrettes Pouch 

When the gal in your life (or partner of another known or unknown gender) gives you a blowie while she/he/it has the hiccups.

When Mike realized that Krissy had a mean case of hiccups while driving through Tuscaloosa, he threw her head in his lap and she performed what is now known as the "Alabama Tourrettes Pouch". Afterward, Mike was quoted saying "She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that talent".

Alabama Tourrettes Pouch by DiscoDanny May 28, 2015

turdette 

The female variant of turd, see turd

Mariah's a total turdette.

turdette by Pedi August 19, 2004

turdette 

A word popularized by a certain "Eddie Cebz" of the New City region dating back to the late 1980's.

A rather pleasant and non-descript remark. relating to the insignificance of a female turd. Also see jerkette

"It's my fackin word! ya wanka/turdette!"

turdette by The Original Kid Chameleon July 15, 2006

turbette 

A female turbo; an aggressively flirtatious, often attractive young woman who exhibits a lack of social grace. Marked by bad dye jobs, stretch tops/dresses, Guess logo'ed bags, and age-inappropriate use of glitter.

Did you check out the group of turbettes prowling the SPDF last night?

turbette by Wsjaka October 7, 2007

texting tourrettes 

(noun) when one cannot control ones fingers while texting, usually resulting in inappropriate or weird texts, occassionally to preists or exes

jenny: lets fuckkkkk

exboyfriend: uhh what???

jenny: oh sorry texting tourrettes!

texting tourrettes by juliandorothy January 16, 2012