A Nebraska Turntable is where one defecates into another's mouth, and then the individual with the excrement in their mouth performs oral sex on the defecater.
My breath still stinks from that Nebraska Turntable last night.
by UrbanKingdom March 19, 2011
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When you try to be moral about something, but then you scratch it.
Nahid: Wow, he was not a nice guy.
Matt: Well that's because he was on MORAL TURNTABLES.
by I Forget Things October 10, 2017
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