Turmoil 

The state of violent agitation.

The world is in turmoil.The pig flu reached pandemic proportions.

Turmoil by BlackPohatu November 25, 2016

Turmoil 

A state of complete confusion, uncertainty, disorder and chaos.

Often used to describe the personal lives of accountants and engineers.

Stranger #1: "Jesus, what's wrong with them?"
Stranger #2: "oh they are in turmoil, their lives are like dry handjobs."

Turmoil by Thenicktionary April 24, 2017

Hyperactive Turmoil Disembodiment 

When you get eaten by a crab

Ross and Dan tumbled down a hill in an infinity looped shaped 69. They then proceed to fall off of a cliff where that final scene from Titanic plays and Dan dies from hyperactive turmoil disembodiment

Hyperactive Turmoil Disembodiment by Dim4ever February 26, 2017

Intestinal Turmoil

Severe gastroenteritis resulting in diarrhea and/or vomiting usually resulting in a sick day at work.

Josh Beckett will miss his next start with severe intestinal turmoil.

Intestinal Turmoil by Herb.E.Versmells June 28, 2011

turmoil 

What you get when you squeeze a turmite.

I stepped on a lot of turmites, and now my shoes are slippery with turmoil.

turmoil by Orthogonal Jones September 18, 2007

economic turmoil 

This term is widely used by American retailers and politicians to describe the economic situation that crippled most American businesses from the now present Chinese covid 19 virus.

Radio ad: Because of economic turmoil the Auto industry across America has too many new cars and must sell at rock bottom pricing! So bring your $1200 stimulus check .............

economic turmoil by JoeyBomm July 4, 2020

rest in turmoil 

opposite of rest in peace. used when the person who died slept with your sister.

Rest In Peace? Rest In Turmoil!!! he was an asshole!

rest in turmoil by durutheguru November 29, 2015