Turf

A girl's bush, shaven down, a spot to wipe off the wood.
bush patch

that's some nice turf girls

by not too shabby February 7, 2006

turf work

a broad that strolls thru the hood lookin for the dick.

that beezy is a turf worker

by theyayarea December 9, 2008

Turf Monster

A turf monster is an invisible creature that lives beneath the Artificial turf in several football stadiums. When a player is carrying the ball in open field, the turf monster will occasionally trip up the ball carrier and stop the play. He does not discriminate between teams, offense or defense, or ethnicity.

Chris Burman "He's at the 50...the 40... No one can tackle him...until the turf monster says hello."

by DonnieLee August 15, 2006

Surf & Turf

To get head while your girl is taking a shit

I need some Surf & Turf; Hey mike you smell that it remind of that time I got some Surf & Turf; Hey babe I'm going to the bathroom & I want to give you some head come get this Surf & Turf

by OSHA 28 May 7, 2013

Turf Dogs

Turf shoes. Only to be worn all-purposely if you are a lax bro.

I wear my turf dogs all the time because I am a laxer.

by laxbroflow2.0 June 23, 2009

Turf Bug

A neighborhood Bugaboo, Hoodrat, Sack chaser, baller hunter, the ultimate hoodrat, usually found on the streets of southeast San Diego, but have grown and migrated to other urban cities, to other hoods of America. Blood And Crip Bitches.

I'm finna slide through the hood and pick up this Turf Bug so i kan swack her down. Refer to DonDiegos's Dead Man talking Album.. song title: Turf Bugs

by DonDiego TheBlood March 7, 2011

Turf Cock

Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.

Flag football was great untill Pete got a bad case of turf cock. And now his cums all green.

by crater bater June 21, 2010