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Turdwonker 

The water that splashes on your ass after a big shit.
Last night I had a huge turdwonker.
Turdwonker by HandRat July 2, 2021

turdwinder 

an animated piece of turd that can crawl like a sidewinder
Watch out for that turdwinder, it's chasing you!

turdwinkle 

From the Shenandoah Class of 2010. A play name or stupid person.
turdwinkle by Natalie July 1, 2004

terdwinkler 

Will you stop asking me for that you little terdwinkler.
terdwinkler by greylizerd August 5, 2010

turdwinker

A turdwinker is - i think quite obviously an a**hole. The a**hole, any a**hole.
Basically, a colorful term for a rectal sphincter, or a rectal-sphincter type person....
That TURDWINKER took my seat on the bus.

The peppers were so hot last night that my TURDWINKER is burning today!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026