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Tardstick 

An idiot, exactly 36" of imbecile.
He's a tardstick, he thinks addiction is a disease and Obama was a great leader.
Tardstick by erbilohcan June 2, 2018
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Turdsickle 

An informal insult that is used toward someone who is rude, poorly mannered, or annoying.
"Screw you, mom!" Kim said. "You are a turdsickle!" Kris replied.
Turdsickle by Looneydog3 December 14, 2022

tardstick 

n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured
They belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.
tardstick by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006

turdstick 

i just let a huge sturdstick loose. i hope it didnt clog the toilet.
turdstick by hairymonkey July 20, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026