Turdstick 

A term used to describe somebody who is being excessively annoying.

Student: Teacher, I want to clean my pet turtle instead of doing homework.

Teacher: Billy, stop being such a turdstick.

Turdstick by turdstick1004 November 13, 2017

Tardstick 

An idiot, exactly 36" of imbecile.

He's a tardstick, he thinks addiction is a disease and Obama was a great leader.

Tardstick by erbilohcan June 2, 2018

Turdsickle 

An informal insult that is used toward someone who is rude, poorly mannered, or annoying.

"Screw you, mom!" Kim said. "You are a turdsickle!" Kris replied.

Turdsickle by Looneydog3 December 14, 2022

tardstick 

n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured

They belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.

tardstick by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006

turdstick 

a shit log

i just let a huge sturdstick loose. i hope it didnt clog the toilet.

turdstick by hairymonkey July 20, 2003