tardnugget 

Someone who has the mental capacity equivalent to that of a chicken nugget; a very stupid person.

-Yo, my girlfriend thought the national capital was America City.
-I told you she was a tardnugget.

tardnugget by AriBoBari March 14, 2011

turdnugget 

A small piece of poop no bigger than the size of a mcdonalds chicken nugget. Usually comes after the main turd of the session and is also referred to as "the straggler".

Man, I just had like 5 turdnuggets come out. That is a new record I think.

turdnugget by KurtMaGurt February 13, 2010

Turdnugget 

A person that is smaller than you and really annoying. They usually get pissed when you slightly offend them or over something stupid. This can also be a person that doesn't care about what you're saying because they're waiting for you to stop talking so they can say something.

That midget Todd just got pissed cause I deleted his Fortnite account. What a turdnugget.

Turdnugget by memecp June 5, 2020

frosty turd nuggets 

Frosty turd nuggets. When a group of guys are so bad at a sport that they instead play with their own poop and eat it.

My god did you see how bad that team played? They were playing like a bunch of frosty turd nuggets.

Dad do we have to watch these frosty turd nuggets they suck!

frosty turd nuggets by California snafu October 10, 2018

turd nuggets 

noun

a piece of poo resembling a chicken nugget. May have qualities of both poo and chicken nugget

Wow man, do you see those turd nuggets on the lawn? woah that animal must have ae a lot of chicken!

turd nuggets by j.k.l. June 11, 2006

turd nuggets 

Literal or figurative pieces of excrement presented to a lover to irrevocably communicate the end of a relationship. The nuggeter leaves turd nuggets in the nuggetee's toilet to communicate the breakup rather than using traditional means such as text messages and Post-It notes. Figuratively, turd nuggets can refer to any improper, embarrassing or foul act that unmistakably signals the end of romantic interest.

K: "Are you still seeing Whats-his-face from Boston?"
B: "Nahh, that shit wasn't happening. Left him turd nuggets!"

turd nuggets by owningThis February 8, 2010

Turdnugget 

A kid named talon with blonde hair / a turd nugget is a kid named talon

a mcdonalds chicken nuggett made of poop a turdnugget is a piece of poop no bigger that the size of a mcdonalds chicken nugget

Turdnugget by pooperbuttholfartso August 20, 2018