This noun is used to politely describe something that someone less mannered may have called "fuckin' shit."
Billy: So will you please play drums for me?
Carmando: Man, I'd like to, but seriously, this song is turdfood. Go get some garbage cans and a broken metronome.
Carmando: Man, I'd like to, but seriously, this song is turdfood. Go get some garbage cans and a broken metronome.
by Joe GB August 2, 2007