Turnbuckle Syndrome

To be the biggest, strongest, fastest kid in your school at the age of 12 but then not grow another inch or gain another ounce of athletic ability thru the rest of your young adulthood.

Cheerleader: Who is that 5th grader on the sidelines of the Varsity football game?
Other Cheerleader: Oh girl, that's Turner. He has a bad case of Turnbuckle Syndrome. Poor bastard hasn't grown an inch or gained an ounce of athletic ability since the 5th grade.
Cheerleader: Awww, poor little guy...

Turnbuckle Syndrome by GHS 4 Life November 27, 2012

Kentucky Turnbuckle 

The ultra rare occurrence of male-on-male reverse cowboy. Not seen often in the wild and not easily forgotten.

Wow, did you see Chad pull a Kentucky Turnbuckle on David the other night? That was wild!

Kentucky Turnbuckle by AlphaBoost September 21, 2021

straight crazy turdfucker 

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.

I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!

straight crazy turdfucker by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

turdburgler 

One who can't spell turdburglar.

Public education produces many turdburglers.

turdburgler by Diego Mendez February 11, 2008

Turduckle

An annoying little brother that will eat everything in sight. He is typically a very good actor, tricking parents into doing what he wants. A Turduckle is sometimes not classified as human, for it is more of a turtle-duck than any existing mammal. The Turduckle is a fearsome predator, ruining everything in sight.

Riley!!! Your Turduckle got out again!!!

Turduckle by the-thirsty-demon December 17, 2019

turnbuckle 

The connecting corner piece of the ropes in an entertainment wrestling ring.

Stone Cold just slammed the Undertaker's head onto the turnbuckle.

turnbuckle by KP22269 January 10, 2008

turdfucker 

1. Person who is found to be generally undesirable or annoying.

2. Any one who proceeds in sexual activity with excrement. Turd (implying fecal matter) and fucker (one who fucks, engages in sexual intercourse) are combined to create a sense of one who procreates with dung.

3. Relates to one who proceeds in homosexual activity. Turd implies the leftover excrement in the anus of another man. When combined, turd and fucker translate into a word that means one who gives rather than recieves homosexual sphincter sex.

1. John pisses me off. What a turdfucker

2. John just stuck his phallus into Spunky's pile of feces. Must be a turdfucker.

3. John accepts anal penetration by Steve every week. Steve is theturd fucker.

turdfucker by donutoblivion October 25, 2006