|1.||turdaroni and cheese|
used to describe a bowl (or plate) of macaroni and cheese that is being consumed in the presence of a huge turd.
Often, the turd will try to deny all allegations in attempt to refute turdaroni-and-cheese claims, but you'll know.
Mickey: "I'm sooo hungry!"
Cindy: "Didn't you just have mac and cheese for lunch?"
Mickey: "Yeah but I was with Dylan, so it turned out to be just another disappointing bowl of turdaroni and cheese."