Anyone concealing and smuggling a huge reaking load in their pants and or diaper.
Grandma is being a real turd smuggler today.
by cheezestix October 31, 2006
Get the turd smuggler mug.
A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.
Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.
by Sebastian December 6, 2003
Get the Turd Smuggler mug.