turd fry Share definition Flag A burnt french fry... usually a darker brown in color and tastes like shit. Oh, look at that dark brown french fry... that must be a shitty ass TURD FRY, i better not eat it. turd fry by Awad August 20, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the turd fry mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch