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a person who always talks about poop or a term used as an insult.
stop being a turd goblin.
by Brian Smith November 09, 2004
A short fat chick that is as wide as she is tall.
That turdgoblin Jenny weighs 300lbs. but still can't go on the adult rides at the fair because shes not tall enough.
by WORSETHANSATAN September 13, 2003