An individual too preoccupied with trivial concerns to make any meaningful contribution to anything of substance or value.
by Aloysius0820 January 22, 2010
by dope_head August 6, 2008
A sexual stunt where a man lights his ass hairs on fire and attempts to cum before the fire reaches his butthole.
Did you hear Evan tried to pull a Scandinavian turd burner last night? Poor guy needs to carry an ice pack on his ass all day now
by scandiachick1234 November 6, 2009