60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.
'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'
'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'
'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'
'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'
'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'
by jamiemayte June 9, 2022