rusty tugboat
Alan was elated when his mom agreed to ass-to-mouth! But was heartbroken when she gave him a rusty tugboat first. :(
rusty tugboat by Dubya82 September 20, 2013
bologna tugboat
An awesome insult that was originated on the final TV episode of the Trailer Park Boys. The line was directed at Phil Collins, an overweight supporting character who, in the context of this episode, was furious at being denied a chance to consume a tenth bologna sandwich. Phil, whose appearance has been described as resembling a human house, was given a whole block of bologna, which he was seen cuddling the next day when he awoke from an inebriated state.
bologna tugboat by Greasy-Looking Canadian February 4, 2012
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Monthly Tugboat
A term used to describe Welfare and Social security checks that arrive monthly. Notably used by Christian Weston Chandler.
I've got to wait until the 3rd before my monthly tugboat comes in so I can buy me a bunch of Oreos and weed. I sure love not working.
Monthly Tugboat by PotSton December 6, 2010
Mexican Tugboat
When a girl gives a blow job/hand job combo while inserting a finger in the guy's ass.
It's a very rare maneuver not recommended for new couples.
It's a very rare maneuver not recommended for new couples.
Guy 1: This girl was blowing me last night and she stuck her finger up my ass!!
Guy 2: Dude! That's a Mexican Tugboat!!
Guy 2: Dude! That's a Mexican Tugboat!!
Mexican Tugboat by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011
Nebraskan Tugboat
The act of sounding whilst performing the intimate act of docking. The result is an projectile exchange of the object that has been rammed down one males urethra, into the other males urethra.
"I was chilling with my homie yesterday and was like 'hey why don't we combine our favorite past time of docking, with the raw power of sounding" and was finally able to recreate the Nebraskan Tugboat that my uncle taught me when I was younger.
"That sounds gay as hell"
"Nah, its ok, we had socks on."
"That sounds gay as hell"
"Nah, its ok, we had socks on."
Nebraskan Tugboat by Dr.Didgeridoo May 15, 2018
Portsmouth Tugboat
While performing oral sex on a woman, the person going-down blows in her vagina filling it with air. They then squeeze the sides slightly so as to only let a little air escape at a time, thereby causing a sound not unlike a Portsmouth Tugboat.
Portsmouth Tugboat by Jody South April 19, 2016
Mississippi Tugboat
A sexual act involving anal sodomy, in which one partner penetrates the other without lubrication, then proceeds to push the gluteal muscles together. When done correctly, the resulting friction leads to diminished mobility, replicating a tugging feeling on one's member.
Example 1
Guy 1: It's a shame your girlfriend sprained her wrists, i heard she gives great handjobs.
Guy 2: It's cool, she let me do a Mississippi Tugboat. My dick is still sore.
Example 2
"Anal sex is great, but a Mississippi Tugboat really lets you experience the grip."
Guy 1: It's a shame your girlfriend sprained her wrists, i heard she gives great handjobs.
Guy 2: It's cool, she let me do a Mississippi Tugboat. My dick is still sore.
Example 2
"Anal sex is great, but a Mississippi Tugboat really lets you experience the grip."
Mississippi Tugboat by ninjitsubob/Squirel March 23, 2013