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El Tuerto 

Translated loosely from Spanish to mean "The One-Eyed", El Tuerto is an interesting occurrence in today's society.

Not belonging to a set clique, El Tuerto prefers to roam and is a very social creature. It tends to be insightful, and is very sarcastic and prone to vehement invective when attacked.

The phrase is derived from both Norse Mythology (Odin), and the statement "In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is King."

El Tuerto is a renaissance man of sorts, and prefers to have a diverse knowledge of many things, especially strategy, combat, religion, science, psychology, and languages.

He is oft the one who is speaking in complete sentences in chat rooms and in online games.
Dude, did you see James' grades? He's trying to be El Tuerto!

That guy pwned me like El Tuerto.
El Tuerto by Andorr Gholorm September 14, 2003
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Tuere is a very rare name. Tuere is a person who will love being your friend and will always stay by your side unless you make her mad. She will make sure that no one will break your heart. Tuere is nice and loves to have friends but she gets stressed easily but hides it. She can never be mad unless you make her made or mess with her bff.
Isobel " He broke up with me" Tuere " Oh really, send me his address."
Tuere by Tueretheprettysmartgirl December 7, 2020

Tuerbical 

tuerbical a. deserving immortality
Tuerbical, and its derivative parts of speech, were designed to correct a flaw induced by many modern societies: the misuse of a word previously defining greatness: legend, legendary, and legend-like. This abusing misjudgement has created a devesating gap in modern english literature, ceasing a describing word once worthy of of its transitive object.

In conclusion, the base-like figure Tuerbical shall replenishing meaning to certain worthy objects.
Tuerbical by teurbMan August 21, 2006
A beautiful, sexy, handsome, tall man. He’s generous, gentle, smart, kind and funny. He’s stubborn but only because he’s too smart for his own good. He’s one of the hardest workers you’ll ever know, and he never complains about it. You need a tuerrelle in your life. Everyone needs a tuerrelle in their life.
That tuerrelle guy is so hot and nice and funny… I can’t seem to find any red flags either..? If he was single I’d snatch him up fml
tuerrelle by Dzandddd November 22, 2021

tuercadilla

noun: a hot snack consisting of peanut butter grilled between tortillas. from a riff on "quesadilla" where "queso" + "tortilla" = "cheese grilled in a tortilla" and "tuerca" + "tortilla" = "nut (butter) grilled in a tortilla"
A tuercadilla, made with spicy peanut butter, is the ideal midnight snack.
tuercadilla by wendywoowho October 4, 2007
Tuere is a rare name. She is nice, kind, smart, and very VERY pretty. She will be anyone's friend but only has one best friend. If you are mean to her or her friends, you WILL regret it. Tueres are talented and loves to do all arts like, drawing, crafting, painting, makeup, dressing, fashion, singing, dancing, acting and many other talents. Tuere is a very pretty girl who will play hard to get cause she doesn't like anybody. If you have a Tuere in your life, you are a very lucky person.
Tuere: Hey girl.
Bff: Hi
Tuere: What's wrong?
Bff: I really like a boy.
Tuere: Tell him.
Bff: No, I really dont want to.
Tuere: ok, if u do and he is mean to u then tell me where he lives and I'll talk some sense into him.
Bff: thnx
Turer: Np anything for my bff
Tuere by Tueretheprettysmartgirl December 7, 2020

reventaro una tuerca en su ojo 

Yo reventaro una tuerca en su ojo puta