A dying town in New Mexico that was once famous for a road that ran through it, but now no one knows where the hell it is. It is full of both libtards and far right jackasses, and one of the only places you can see cowboys and ghetto people in the same place.
"Dude, I'm moving to Tucumcari, New Mexico."

"Where the he'll is that?"
by Hylian Pottery October 28, 2020
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A girl that loves giving guys oral sex so much she will make you orgasm twice.
I brought a Tucumcari home from the library last night!
by SweetSugarBalls April 8, 2022
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