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A bald dumbass who actions and physical appearance warrent no other name. I.E. the kind of guy who buys used brake pads off of Ebay.
Why do we hang out with this guy? He's a god damn tubby bitch! Is he trying to unlock the safety chain from OUTSIDE the door again?!
by yo ma March 07, 2003