giorgio tsoukalos 

Better known online as the Aliens Guy, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is a certified batshit UFO "expert" and Internet meme given too much exposure by the History Channel, who attributes easily explainable feats of ancient architecture to the work of aliens with nothing better to do than travel all the way to Earth just to build pyramids.

Alternatively, a noun used to describe any similarly batshit conspiracy theory.

1. Giorgio Tsoukalos: "I don't think Atlantis sank; I think Atlantis lifted off." (Actual quote.)

2. To claim that the government is slowly poisoning us, controlling the weather with satellites, or made of lizard people is a real Giorgio Tsoukalos.

Giorgio Tsoukalos is the ultimate human shitpost.

giorgio tsoukalos by Whom it doesn't concern January 2, 2017

Takis Tsoukalas 

A fanatic football fan specifically passionate about Olympiacos' football and basketball team. Runs a show called ANTE ΓΕΙΑ (ANTE GEIA) on his YouTube channel, as he was banned from television after a supposedly racist remark. The meaning of the show is to promote the grandeur of Olympiacos as a football institution, but, as Takis' main weakness is his temperament, he ends up attracting numerous prank callers whose sole objective is to provoke and troll him. His best man Akis is his most trusted ally and the main rhetorist, due to Takis being too dumb and uneducated to even make up a sentence of his own.

Kastorianos: Nai egw eimai, apo Kastoria PAOK.
Takis Tsoukalas: ANTE GEIA!
Akis: Asto re Taki!

Takis Tsoukalas by alepardo February 15, 2021

Tsoukalas 

A tsoukalas is a very hot black man who likes to fuck lakis and looks chinese. It is simply a compliment to be called a tsoukalas

mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy tsoukalas

Tsoukalas by Jtsouk January 15, 2022

Bill Tsoukalas

Handsome, outgoing, mind-spoken, funny, optimistic, joking, and amazing person. People by the name Bill Tsoukalas often fall in love with women named Vanessa or Vivian! They love to joke around, be funny, and make someone's day!

Bill Tsoukalas is a funny dude!

Bill Tsoukalas by Torres Flores March 8, 2017

Tsoukaris

a grimy, swampy, musty gay faggot lol

listen here you little fucking Tsoukaris, get on your knees and show Mr Carey's cumberland some lovin'

Tsoukaris by The MoonHead Hunter May 10, 2019

Tsoukanov 

Tsoukanov is derived from the most badass Russian ancestors. If you have this last name you are a different breed, a different specimen, the Tsoukanov's stand together and plow through humanity. You have all the potential to become successful in any area of life. If your last name is Tsoukanov, no one can spell it but everyone will remember it.

Be Proud it is your Last Name, the Tsoukanov's are one of a kind.

Alfred: Yo who's that Russian Badass that everyone will recognize cuz they'll be successful?
Jimmy: I don't know his first name, but he's definitely a Tsoukanov

Tsoukanov by use your real naem January 31, 2021