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Tsimfuckis

The Youtube user tsimfuckis who can be caught frequently defending his ghetto lifestyle and posting his covers of well known rap songs online. There is also some controversy regarding a potential penis on his stomach. Shortly after his videos were discovered, his Youtube account was closed. The only explanation for this revealed so far is that he has committed suicide. However this came from /b/ and can therefore be disregarded.
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"Yeah i heard he became an hero!!!!!one"
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Tsimfuckis (Justin Tsimbidis) 

Tsimfuckis was an early youtuber, back in 2009, who became popular for his covers of rap songs. He suffers with Progeria, a condition that makes you age rapidly, and his unusual appearance alongside his kick-ass, no-bull attitude won him fans online. His youtube channel was closed down and for years afterwards people assumed he had died, as the average life expectancy of a person with Progeria is only 13 years. Rumours spread from /b/ that he had committed suicide, but this was not true.

He can still be found on instagram, where he posted about his life and interests, including music and a large funko pop collection- however, he stopped posting in May 2022 shortly after his 29th birthday, a huge milestone. His condition now is unknown.
"hey... you remember Tsimfuckis (Justin Tsimbidis)? What's he up to these days?"

trifuckingmillionsome

When you and your boys fuck EVERY hole your girl has (including pours and taste buds).
Man that trifuckingmillionsome last night almost blew her mind

timfuckery

he was no longer amused by Ozzie youthful timfuckery

titfucking

Brittney's Spears's favprite thing to do with Kevin Federline. Then she eats his cum and poops on his chest and he eats the poop.
"mmm Kevin titfuck me so i can poop on your chest!"
titfucking by Bran Diclomallo March 19, 2005

titfuckin 

Titfuckin- adjective. It describes a woman with amazing beauty between her waist and her face; otherwise, ordinary everywhere else.
For example:

Damn, I was trying that online dating and I found me this girl...ugly face, no job, stole my rent money, but she was sure titfuckin' in those baby GAP t-shirts!

Steve: How'd she get that job at Hooters?
John: She's titfuckin man, she's titfuckin!
titfuckin by GIJOGO September 30, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026