ts;du

too stupid, didn't understand

a perfect comeback for the infamous tl;dr line. Usually dropped by incompetent people who can not read paragraphs more then 3 sentences long. Coupled with an inability to understand words longer then 3 syllables.

has multiple uses to ensure the subject know they are truly stupid.

Boy: i was in a bar fight last night, totally kicked his ass. I could totally whip your boyfriends ass
Girl: you're pretty confident for someone who's vertically challenged
Boy: really? thanks I guess

Grl: ts;du

guy1: I wonder why she never laughs at our jokes?
guy2: ts:du

ts;du by Ali3Kat December 8, 2012

TSDU 

A bottom line, basic of 12-step recovery. When all else fails, Tough Shit, Don't Use

Tough Shit, Don't Use. "When all else fails, TSDU"

TSDU by Naiou12day September 18, 2021

y.s.s.m.d.u.I.b.f.y.t.s 

“You Should Suck My Dick Until I Beg For You To Stop”

Guy:” y.s.s.m.d.u.I.b.f.y.t.s..”
Girl:”okay😍”

y.s.s.m.d.u.I.b.f.y.t.s by Big boothbuttcheems August 6, 2023

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F

Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.

When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F by anonymous March 1, 2021