a beating from the love truncheon

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.

Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.

by S Hussein April 3, 2003

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"

"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Truncheon massage

England: The illegal or illicit beating of prisoners or suspects by members of a police force.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

An alternative word to describe one’s penis, deriving from a wooden baton carried by police which closely resembles the shape of a shaft and bellend.

“Jaysus Mick, I can see your big dirty truncheon through your trousers you langer”

Unwanted erection caused by vehicle vibrations during a road journey.

I can’t get up out of my seat; I’ve got travel truncheon!

by Copterboy June 16, 2018

And with a deft flick of her wrist, Prunella had Cuthbert’s tummy truncheon out of his pants and was sucking on it for all she was worth.