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Spunky bum trumpet 

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.
My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.

Bum trumpet 

A fart - but more specifically a particularly loud, long and smelly fart.
Ell: Jeez whats that noise.....oh bloody hell someone open a door what IS that?
Livy: it's just Isa playing the bum trumpet - chill dad!
Bum trumpet by Lazyfatbitch December 30, 2016

bum trumpet 

Hi, little bobby, did you just bum trumpet?
bum trumpet by keens February 11, 2004

bum trumpet 

An extremely loud fart made deliberately
Johnny let out a bum trumpet while sitting on the couch with his sister.
bum trumpet by cold_eyes May 31, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026