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Trumpervert 

portmanteau formed from Trump + pervy + pervert

def: (1) a pervy old geezer who engages in boasting of his numerous sexual assaults on women such as unwanted or "ambush" kissing and grab-a-snatch attacks ... which he crudely characterizes as "grab them by the pussy!"

cf: see Donald Trump (the prototype)

(2) a fat-assed misogynistic assclown who is characteristically 50-years (or more) older than the women who he stares at fantasizing in his feverish NPD - deranged brain that they find him sexually attractive ... never conscious of the revulsion they feel for him
OMG! My pervy uncle is such a Trumpervert! At our family Thanksgiving gathering he grabbed me by my pussy and tried to kiss me on the mouth IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS! OMG!!!!!
Trumpervert by Eppypotamus July 13, 2019
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Trumpire 

A trumpire is in charge of officiating and enforcing rules and making bad judgments that only serve the 'trumps'.
The term is often shortened to the colloquial form 'trump'. The trumpire works soley for himself and his empire while also serving some elite or members of the 1%.
"Yo Spanky... Are you going to watch the Red Sox play that new baseball team formed by those wall street people today?"

"No... The tickets are $8000 dollars for regular people and the trumpire owns the team and will rig it so the Red Sox lose and then grab your wifes pussy while destroying the country."

"Oh... ok."
Trumpire by ECHOROCK August 22, 2017

trumpgret 

Voters who now regret voting for Donald Trump.
Many of The Donald supportors are now sufferring Trumpgret (Trump Regret) for their decision to vote for him.
trumpgret by Tahoelife January 15, 2017
Trumpery (noun): the use of outright lies, political smeers, bait and switch tactics, demagoguery, deflection, namecalling, political shell games, blameshifting, threats, fearmongering and any side show-con man methods to try to shield oneself from prosecution as a traitor, criminal, liar, fool, madman, and/or imbecile.
All the Trumpery coming from the White House is a threat to our democracy.

trumpgruntled 

To be disgruntled by the Mangled Apricot Hellbeast that is Trump. Has a special bad aftertaste/sting that normal disgruntlement does not have.
The President of Mexico is gonna be Trumpgruntled when he finds out Trump wants to tax Mexican imports 20% to pay for the wall
trumpgruntled by Splintergroup January 26, 2017

trumperdink 

A thin-skinned, puny-fingered, flacid, florid orange strawman who has managed to gain power despite getting 2.8 million votes LESS than his rival. Tends to spew unfiltered mental garbage through Twitter. Hates; the gays, the blacks, the women, the Mexicans and the rules of a respectful, intelligent society.
"Hey #Trumperdink I know u r 'very put out' but it's called free speech" @Cary_Elwes
trumperdink by LfeaeOz December 21, 2016

Trumparalysis 

An inability to accomplish anything due to an overwhelming preoccupation with all things Trump, particularly actions with likely disastrous repurcussions.
I had a bad case of trumparalysis after watchIng the news this morning.
Trumparalysis by Ivan Early March 23, 2017