Trowser Snake 

Known to be the worlds most dangerous snake. Colors vary from pink to black. It's fangless, average lenth is 5-6 inches, although some are rumored to reach 8 or more inches (depending on the honesty of the owner)

It usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the butt.

It's highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts 9 months. Infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.

Some mutant species have also been known to attack men from behind.

"Is she pregnant?" " No a trowser snake bit her..."

Trowser Snake by CanadianLaughter May 14, 2010

trowser snake 

A visible (and quite lengthy) bulge in the trousers, commonly found in aroused men.

Did you see Dick over in that chair? He's got quite a trowser snake going about him.

trowser snake by kylexxkatastrophy August 23, 2007

trowser snake 

a word often used by homos to describe a mans shlong.

hey ellton why dont u go battle that queers trowser snake.

trowser snake by margie mario January 17, 2008

Trowser Bagel 

An alternate term used for camel toe, especially when in the company of a lot of women...a code word if you will

Dude...did you bring the Philly's because there is a grip of trowser bagels in the house!

Trowser Bagel by skillset December 21, 2010

trowser browser 

A poof.

He's a trouser browser.

trowser browser by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

trailer trousers 

trailer trousers
(trey-ler trou-zerz)

–noun ( used with a plural verb )

1. Also called trailer slacks. A loose-fitting pants of soft, absorbent fabric, as cotton jersey, usually with a drawstring at the waist and close-fitting or elastic cuffs at the ankles, commonly worn during athletic activity and often referred to as; sweatpants. However, also commonly worn as formal wear in most American mobile home parks. They are often purchased at WalMart in various colors and offerred in three sizes; XL, XXL, and XXXL. They are worn to parent/teacher meetings, funerals, social service offices, probation offices, etc. Trailer trousers are often accompanied by that unique cigarette/wet dog fragrance.

The knot in Bobbie-Sue's trailer trousers kept her from losing her virginity to her cousin.

trailer trousers by GrayRider February 28, 2011

trouser snake 

An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes. The rare hooded trouser snake is more aware of its environment, but this snake likes to collect cheesy matter and keep it in its hood. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity. The snake's one eye also functions as its mouth and waste removal system. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions. It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators.

Crikey! That trouser snake just attacked that hooker! It spit its venom all over her face. That has to be one of the most dangerous snakes in the world!

trouser snake by Dub P August 26, 2005